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Hand Paper Shredder - Black

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Product Details Fits conveniently into your briefcase, backpack, or ready Watch over yourself from identity theft Needs no batteries or surface power

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MULTI-BLADE SHREDDER SCISSORSi 1/2

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Product Details Offshoot #: SD-HWSHRDSCSR UPC: 017874149797 Producer: As Seen on TV

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Ziszor 33050 The ZISZOR Portable Handheld Paper Shredder

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Product Details With Upright Enhanced Performance. Latest Applied Development.

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The new employee stood before the paper shredder?

Aug 02, 2007 by Frank Heyes | Posted in Jokes & Riddles

The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused. "Need some help?" a secretary, walking by, asked. "Yes," he replied, "how does this thing work?" "Simple," she said, taking the fat report from his hand and feeding it into the shredder. "Thanks, but where do the copies come out?"

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I am reminded of the expression Mel Gibson and Danny Glover use when they have just caused a bomb to destroy an office block oooooops!
How am I going to get to sleep tonight with all these jokes keeping me laughing?

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Will bleach remove all the ink on paper mail?

Nov 12, 2007 by Selkies | Posted in Other - Home & Garden

I don't currently have a paper shredder, and there's just too much mail for me to just rip up by hand. Thanks for the help, or any suggestions. Cheers!

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Buy a shredder, waste your afternoon and then go buy another shredder after the first one overheats or use a shredding service and be done with years worth of junk mail in minutes.

shredder....?

Dec 17, 2007 by DC | Posted in Jokes & Riddles

A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "This is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy."

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OH No! Somebody better start looking for a new job, *pronto!

How can i shred cardboard for my compost bin?

Jul 05, 2008 by strude2002 | Posted in Garden & Landscape

I need to add quite a lot of cardboard to my compost bin. Its quite tedious ripping it up by hand all the time, would a paper shredder shred it perhaps or would a garden shredder be better.
Thanks to anyone taking the time to respond.

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Soak it in water in a large Tupperware first. It should become very easy to tear. I had a huge box that I bought a pergola kit in that pretty much self-destructed after being rained on.

You don't have to make the pieces very small. The worms love to go in the corrugations. Just make sure it is nice and damp before putting it in your compost.

Another way to compost it is under mulch. Just lay it down and pile mulch on it. It will really discourage the weeds.

A good way to control paper flow?

May 31, 2007 by ∞Infinity∞ | Posted in Other - Home & Garden

I have a major problem with paper flow in my house. We get mail and want to keep it, but it just piles up. I need to shred some of it, file some of it, and just hold onto some of it, but it's hard to keep up with it all. My toddler is scared of the shredder and since my husband works about 60+ hours a week, there's no one to take him off my hands long enough for me to take care of it. I can't do it when he's sleeping because it would just wake him up. What are some ways you control paper in your home? Do you file everyday? I am just sick of all the paper. I would much rather get an email than something in the mail. At least an email doesn't take up counter space!

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Does your husband have a shredder where he works? If so, give all that stuff to him. The key is to get rid of the trash immediately and deal with the easy stuff immediately. Put the stuff to be filed in a box and do your filing about once a week. Set aside a block of time to deal with the more important items.
(I know of someone who got on as many junk mail lists as possible! Every day the postman brought a big carton full of junk mail, which this guy put in his wood-burning stove to keep his house warm!)